Booty Story Dr. Suess Story

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Booty Story Dr. Suess Story

Post by HateTheFake » Tue May 20, 2008 5:01 am

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Little booty thief left his home. He gathered his things and began to roam.
(16:54:48) Antonis: that is what distinguish the best from the cheaters
^rofl (ironic)

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Re: Booty Story Dr. Suess Story

Post by TerpU82 » Tue May 20, 2008 10:51 am

He hit the road with a bag on his back. Some lockpicks and a mask in his sack.

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Re: Booty Story Dr. Suess Story

Post by SonnyCorleone » Tue May 20, 2008 11:38 am

He wondered all the way to the next town, where he met a very ugly girl in a wedding gown

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Re: Booty Story Dr. Suess Story

Post by Chaos » Tue May 20, 2008 12:41 pm

He felt repulsed and turned away, but the girl approached him with something to say,
Upon seeing his face she fell in love with him, although she was myopic and the light was dim,
The sheer notion of it made our little thief run, and the girl begun hunting him down with a gun...
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Re: Booty Story Dr. Suess Story

Post by HateTheFake » Tue May 20, 2008 6:57 pm

He jumped in the bushes kind of near. Sitting there waiting while in fear.
(16:54:48) Antonis: that is what distinguish the best from the cheaters
^rofl (ironic)

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Re: Booty Story Dr. Suess Story

Post by sum 41 » Tue May 20, 2008 7:51 pm

little did this ugly hunter know. the thief had a gun of his own which he was about to show.

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Re: Booty Story Dr. Suess Story

Post by Chaos » Wed May 21, 2008 2:38 pm

As soon as his heart snapped back into place he drew his bazooka out of it's case
He'd wipe that ugly girl from the face of the earth and sue her mother for giving her birth
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Re: Booty Story Dr. Suess Story

Post by sum 41 » Wed May 21, 2008 7:33 pm

the thief took a shot and he missed because she deflected it with her fist. the thief jumped in the air and he did a summersault, but didn't expect to land face first and eat asphalt.

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Re: Booty Story Dr. Suess Story

Post by Chaos » Thu May 22, 2008 1:08 pm

Seeing that, the girl attempted a smile, so ugly your stomach would turn for a while.
The thief realizing his chances were slim, tired to kill her with a laser beam
He took his laser gun out on the spot and turning face up he fired the shot.
Alas, he got glimpse of that smiling fright, in seconds the terror turned his hair all white.
The beam ricocheted on her one only tooth and made it's way towards an empty phone booth...
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Re: Booty Story Dr. Suess Story

Post by sum 41 » Thu May 22, 2008 7:25 pm

this made the girl pissed, she took from her oversized pockets two large weapons not known to man, so the thief can be marked off her "To Kill" list.

the thief need no more of this since he was ready for the finely, the quick dove into the oblivious, dark ally.

in another second he was prepared and burst from the shade, then hit her big yellow tooth with a frag-grenade.

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