Booty Story Dr. Suess Story

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HateTheFake
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Re: Booty Story Dr. Suess Story

Post by HateTheFake » Thu May 22, 2008 7:41 pm

Laura wasnt a her at all it seems. It turned out to be a male snitch which was quite extreme.
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Re: Booty Story Dr. Suess Story

Post by sum 41 » Fri May 23, 2008 10:46 pm

ugly got pissed and began to attack, but didnt expect to be blocked by Shaq. and he proceeded to open up a can a Shaq-foo, when erin carter came out of the blue. and he started beating up Shaquel O'Neal but then they both got flattened by the bat-mobile, but before he could make it to the bat-cave, abraham lincoln popped out of his grave. and he pulled an ak-42 out from under his hat and blew away batman with a rata-tat-tat, but he ran out of bullets so he ran away and optomis prime came to save the day. then godzilla took a bite out of optomis prime like scruff mc cruff took a bite out of crime. then shaq came back covered in a tire track, then jakie chan jumped and landed on his back. while batman was injured and trying to get steady, and abraham came back with a machete. but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped, because indiana jones took him out with his whip. he saw godzilla sneaking up from behind so he reached for his gun which he just couldnt find, because batman stole it and he shot and he missed, then jackie chan deflected it with his fist, then he jumped in the air and he did a summersault, while abraham tried to pole-vault onto optomis prime, but they collided in the air and both got hit by the care-bear stare. then angels sang out in a matriculate chores because down from the heavens descended chuck noris. who delivered a kick which could shatter bones, into the crotch of indiana jones, who fell over on the ground, writhing in pair, while batman changed back into bruise whane, but chuck saw through his clever disguise and he crushed batmans head in-between his thighs. then gandelf the grey and gandelf the white, montie python holy grail black knight, and beiento mussolini, and the blue-meanie, and captain clark and john-be the genie, the terminator, superman, darth vader, every single power ranger, thyroid luis, and thyroid randy, scruff, puff, hulk, dr. oct, hulk hulbis all came out of no where lighting fast and they kicked chuck noris and his cowboy a_s...

forget the 2 sentence rule and someone else finish that up for me.

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Re: Booty Story Dr. Suess Story

Post by crus corleone » Fri May 23, 2008 10:50 pm

OH MY! "She" was no ordinary celebrity party denizen.
I´ll better make an anynomous call to the Daily Citizen.

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Re: Booty Story Dr. Suess Story

Post by TerpU82 » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:32 pm

While all that hubbub was taking place, Lil Booty Thief looked down at her face.
The grenade burst in her grill causing a scar, what's worse is that now she looked better by far!
It was love but not at first sight, and looking at her legs he knew she was tight.
He picked her up, ugly gown and all, but as he did that he started to fall.
Alas he dropped her and broke her back, he couldn't believe it as he heard it go crack.
He wept and he moaned and then quieted down, then gathered his pack with a terrible frown.
Lil Booty Thief decided to leave, with thoughts of the future he couldn't believe.
The lyfe so short, the Craft so long to lerne - Chaucer

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Re: Booty Story Dr. Suess Story

Post by sum 41 » Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:11 pm

feeling left out he jumped into this rumble as well. this was going to be fun... he could tell............

the battle raged on for a century, many lives were claimed as many could see, but the rest saw the better, lil booty thief in a blood-stained sweater. out of no where, the government came from this way and that, clutching their tazers and mind-erase lights, no one at all should remember this fight. immediately he was zapped and twirled this was the end of round one in booty world.

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